Transcript of FRS-Funny


"Who's this? I repeat - who... is... this?"
"My name is Jason, how about yours?"
"Well then what school do you go to?"
[Edited]
"Okay, I go to school in Florida."
"Where?"
"In FLORIDA!"
"In Florida?"
"Hi.... I'm Florida, what's yours a hee hee hee..."
"Okay, where do you live right now?"
[Edited]
"No, I'm in Florida!"
"Then how am I tracing your call, stupid?"
"Okay.... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"
"Dude, who are you doing it with?"
"Whaaat did you saaaaay??"
"Who's this?"
"Who IIIISSSS it?"
"I'm Jason, how bout you?"
"I am.... the zombie from the dead, coming to conquer your planet, 
and eat all your brains out, and make you all part of my family. 
And...."
"Okay, what city are you in right now? What city are you in?"
"Zombie world!"
"I'm going to come over there and kick your ass! What city are you in?"
"My city!"
"What? .... Over, who is this?"
"You can't even know!"
"Over to you too - but who is this?"
"This is some stranger that I didn't even know, over."
"What is your NAME, stupid?"
"Oh, uh, this is.... a somebody's the name is Jason...."
"What's your name!"
"Uhm.... and I live in Zombieworld."
"Fag, what's your name? I don't give two craps about Zombieworld.... 
what's your name?"
"Jason from spacestation 2."

Later the first boy is talking to some other boy.

"Come into my back yard, I've gotta show you something."
[....]
"Hello, hello!"
"I see you!"
"I'm sitting at home... in a chair... doing nothing but wiping my..."
[whispered]"I'm right behind you. You better not look!...."
[whispered]"Do you know where I am?"
"Booger face.... I'm behind you!"
"Fat boy slash girl... a where are you?"
[another kid, disguising his voice as a robot]
"I am robot four twenty three... I am tracing your signal... 
What are you doing?"